Johan Mojan Trojan 2:85 - A joyously repelled snackfood distrubted by all walks of life will come in 3..... and it is that 3 that will be the only number to exist in the end.
SO YOU SEE FOLKS, GIVE UP, WE WIN, WE WIN EVERYTHING, YOUR ALL BETTER OFF DEAD
CIGGY JIGGY AND EVEN TWIGGY ARE THE ONLY PURE SOULS WORTHY OF LIFE
But thats not how we see it of course, we are doing everything we can to ensure everyone else feels the power of the onion god, and thats why today part one of the great holy mission has been revealed.
The Onion Rings Vs The Great Pyramid
We let the Pyramid win the last 4 times, but now its our last chance, within the next 15-20 years humans will have evaporated into linen weaving machines and the 3 rings will stand tall, with only the Pyramid in theyre path. SUPPORT THE RINGS, OBEY THE ONION, WE SHALL NOT LET YOU PERISH.
ONION NEWS (global events seen through the eyes of the onion rings).
It all started with a simple number game, and it turned into a mass brawl and now we have it. Have what must you say.......
we have exclusively on the onion news.............
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THE
WEATHER REPORT
at last.
well its gonna be glum for all you glum bastards out there, a cloud of pessimism is sweeping in from france, and oh yus, this is the only weather report without a bitch that YOUD wanna bonk.
PEACE
Bounce on into the Ring of Onions, where you can sleg people and they can sleg you back, if yous lookin fer some craic, c'mon in, but leave your stories about Padre Pío at the door please.
This is what we looked liked
on september the 11th 2001
CIGGY
JIGGY
TWIGGY
Another Fanta Poem
Fanta oh fanta, you make my day so bright
i start to cry when your out of site
like a little girl in love with marmite
i miss you more, than the potato blight
So gas yourself up, and embrace your taste
not one jolly drip, will go to waste
Fanta oh fanta i owe you so much
if you broke your leg, id give you a crutch
you make me look cool, not exactly a twat
our love is shared, we both know that
so untill the day i hear a splat
i will continue to live, untill i get fat.
Fanta oh fanta your not from japan
your from heaven, in a bottle or a can.
- The Iron Wrist -
It was there to be kissed
Temples gone and spirits missed
Triangular affections of a being so great
Punch you in the eye with the IRON FIST-WRIST
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scrambled fried or poached?
Whoa if i ate poached eggs, id kill the cunt who made them. Serious whats wrong with your poach lovers, all yall love to poach mens rear ends i take it. Possibly the worst way to eat an egg is poached. As an astute mathemetician i aim to find out the poached eaters and sabotage their water system, using none other than trial and error.
BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID.
BATTERED GOODNESS, hey fiftay, BETTER THAN NO GOODNESS
Quote of the day " Here mate..... youve got no legs"
FEEL THE BURRRRN
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The Onion Ring Challenge
This weeks challenge was put foward thanks to our old friends at the airplan factory, we have to fly into the earths atmosphere, and cry down to telephone to our mothers and fathers, actually TELLING them that we love them
Another Ciggy Poem
Ciggy oh Ciggy you make my day so bright
When you drink my orangy juice, i feel so fuckin right.
