No tight lycra, no cheesey storylines, no drowning corporate bastards with beer, no dead men, no fat cats, just full on brutallity, can you smell the entertainment?
HERE COMES THE PAIN:
A battle royal has been announced for the very first "alcoholic championship", everyone whos anyone can enter.......... if you think your hard enough.
Rules : Each competitor must consume a lot of beer, the last one standing after 5 minutes is crowned champion, if however it ends in a tie, it goes into vodka shot round
Puking is a k.o
NO INTERFERENCE
Twiggy is the ref, coz he coodnt drink beer if his mas legs depended on it.
