Cant down a pint of WKD, eh swiggy what ya got to say to that. Anyway Steve will now be subject to the Havestor of Doom. Nuff said.
Greetings, you wanker.
I Ciggy would like to take my precious time out to show you Ciggy wannabes how to cook like Ciggy. After a long spell as a professional cook in one of the best restuarants in the world, i genuinely believe i hate you all, er i mean i should show you what ive learned, ooooooh someones gonna get HURT.
Receipe #1
The homemade classic chill out, called Ciggys Sextasy:
1 tablespoon of sugar
5 ml of Milk
2 tablespoons of ground coffee
A cup
Pour all ingrediants into cup and add boiling water, stir gently for 1 minute, take the cup of coffee back to you sperm-ridden pit, and chill, now take:
1 Rolling paper
1 chunk of cannabis resin
roach material
and some fine virginia tobbaco
Now crumble 4 times of the dope, this is the tricky part, dress beautifully with virginia tobbaco, and add more cannabis resin, also a roach on the side. Now roll to desired effect. Spark that bitch up, and taste its goodness, quickly knock down the coffee, and roll another 2 joints in succession, smoke em, now dont that feel better?
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HATH DOETH THEY KNOWETH?
Eh, hath art thou be afraideth? Eh, Eh........... HAVE YOU HAD ENUF? OR HATH ENUF HADETH, EH NAE, u had enuf, EH DOETH THEY KNOWETH? doeth they goeth? Nae but bronagh be deadeth
MORE MORE MORE, AGGHHH YEAAH
(squirt)
Yo, this is fantaman, speakin deep within the orange goodness of the fanta world, im here today to tell you all about my secret powers, you know fanta is one of the few refreshments without the chemical "saccarin" which can potentially give you cancer, so drink me, before i drink you.
