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22nd of December '03 BITCH
So im sitting here, on this rather delapidated chair and listening to Goldbergs theme tune, with a half bottle of vodka running rampant on my cabeza and a few joints eating up whatever red blood cells I have left in my fuckin blood system.
Today was the fuckin shit. We made snowballs the size of a fuckin rhino and slaughtered a few hookers with them and don't evn mention the fuckin gathering, it was off the hook.
As the vodka and rough taste of Fanta exotic linger in my decaying hole that I call my mouth, I'm sitting in front of a computer screen, at peep this - half 4 am, just to let you muthafuckas out there that Im in this shit for YOU and YOU only. If it wasnt for you reading this, this site wouldn't exist.
Anyway enough of this ass-licking, dick-riding shit I'm on to bigger things...
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...this page is just a little view at the fuckin shit that goes on inside my fuckin head. THere's a lot of shit goin on so it's gonna take a good few years to cover, so check back weekly for the weekly freekly on my fuckin behalf.
Now,, recently, I've seen myself violently ill at the hands of a blatantly evil bacteria but things are on the up for me as I sit here, bumpin my shit. My heads been full of mad crazy thoughts like killin Julian CLary and stabbin that fucker who won that Pop Idol shit, yeah, that chunky bitch. Speakin of chunky bitch, Id well be up for giving Kelly osbournes blond mate a bone, the blonde one, not that fuckin Kelly girl. Hell yeah. If ya know her, hit me up and give me a hook up.
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... one last note for you crazy bitches out there wonderign what a fuck a cabeza is... it means noggin, head, in Spanish.
Peace out.
Im out like a mufuckin changer. Pass that shit Ciggy.
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